Once upon a time, in a far and distant land, there was a little spider hanging down by his web on a branch over a little stream. Then there was a fish in the little stream. The fish was thinking to himself, “If this spider comes down 2 inches, I will jump up and eat the spider”.
Over in the bush there was a Bear. The bear was thinking to himself, “If that spider comes down 2 inches, then the fish will jump up and eat the spider, and then I will jump out and catch the fish in my mouth.
And then there was a hunter behind a tree near by, and he was thinking to himself, “If that spider comes down 2 inches, the fish will jump up and eat the spider, and then the bear will jump out from the bushes and eat the fish, and then, I will shoot the bear.
But then there was a little mouse behind the hunter. He was thinking to himself, “If that spider comes down 2 inches, the fish will jump up and eat the spider, the bear will jump out and eat the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, and while he is shooting the bear, I will jump in his pocket and eat his cheese.
But then there was a cat, and he was thinking to himself, “ If that spider comes down 2 inches, the fish will jump up and catch the spider, the bear will jump out and eat the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, the mouse will get the cheese, and then I will jump out and eat the mouse.
So as it turned out, the spider came down 2 inches, the fish ate the spider, the bear caught the fish, the hunter shot the bear, the mouse got the cheese, and as the cat was running out to catch the mouse, it slipped and fell into the little stream…..
Now what is the morale of this story….????
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The longer the foreplay, the wetter the pussy……