"Do u know that the meaning of WIFE is:
Men replies;
Without
Information
Fighting
Every-time

Wife replies:" No,......It means
with
Idiot
For
Ever !!!"

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What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant.
Panic is when both are pregnant.


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young boy asks his Dad :"What is the difference between confident and confidential?
Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that.
Your friend over there, is also my son, that IS confidential .

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What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress